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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 13:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Bitcoin nears $105K as Donald Trump demands 'full point' Fed rate cut - Cointelegraph

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Zelenskyy says Russian drivers 'didn't know anything' about role in audacious drone attack - ABC News

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

What is the best time for conception?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can one learn to talk frankly?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

What is the correct way to say "you're welcome" in French? Is it "de rien" or something else, and if so, what is it exactly (including accent marks)?

Just Forget it!

No way

No go.

Is That Clint Eastwood Interview Real? Journalist Says It's Old Quotes - Variety

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

New study raises big questions about taurine as anti-aging supplement - Live Science

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Then came..

Jobs report shifts Fed interest rate forecasts - TheStreet